Calling out my favorite girl, Bree Olson

Status
Not open for further replies.
Baill Inneraora

Baill Inneraora

Best thread, ever!

ComicBookGuySmall.jpg
 
Stacked1

Stacked1

Banned
STDiva said:
haha.

Did you really think you could go onto a board, fail at charming a pornstar, and than pretend to be an MMA all star and get a job as a body guard? You are a fucking loser.
Click to expand...

Andronicus Ry said:
Here, you go, pal. A nice citrusy pic just for you. Enjoy! It's fruity, so it should be right up your alley...
This is gettin' good! :popcorn:
Click to expand...

STDiva said:
Edit.
Click to expand...

JacknCoke said:
Her real body guard could probably rip you in half like a piece of paper but good try:nanner:
Click to expand...

Baill Inneraora said:
Best thread, ever!

ComicBookGuySmall.jpg
Click to expand...

BlueBalls said:
Good lord! It's like Keanu Reeves attempting Shakespeare.
Click to expand...

STDiva said:
Stacked1
Click to expand...

JacknCoke said:
Maye you should try out of the next season of Jersey Shore. I heard they are looking for talentless roid heads.
Click to expand...



anyway enough with the spamming you low life perv internet nerds, serious thread is serious
 
Ace Bandage

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
You're channeling Artie Lange reading Shakespeare, but this is supposed to be a serious thread? Who the fuck are you kiddin', Scooter?

This thread is like a car wreck, I can't look away...
 
titsrock

titsrock

STDiva said:
haha.

Did you really think you could go onto a board, fail at charming a pornstar, and than pretend to be an MMA all star and get a job as a body guard? You are a fucking loser.
Click to expand...

His only chance is to pound an entire bottle of Hennessy, grab his lute and serenade Bree outside her hotel room....

Even then, that might not be enough....
 
Stacked1

Stacked1

Banned
Na I'm honestly not interested in hooking up with her no thanks already had pancakes this morning, however I am interested in landing a security job
 
titsrock

titsrock

lurkingdirk said:
TitsR, It is the breasts in your avatar that inspired Omar Khayyam or the Chauraspanchasika. They also inspired Romeo to song. They also make stiffy in my pants.
Click to expand...

Hmm. Maybe I have a way of finding boob avys that really would "launch a thousand ships" so to speak ;):1orglaugh

 
Stacked1

Stacked1

Banned
BlueBalls said:
Heavy drinker?
Lactose intolerant?
Irritable bowel syndrome?
Air swallowing?
Liver/Stomach/Spleen disorder?
Click to expand...

speak for yourself pal, Im a young healthy stud my dick gets and stays hard as a rock.

Im educated, good blood lines, eat well, workout+cardio everyday of the week, good looking, the list goes on. Got the total package bro im not one of these 29 year old fat socially retarded perverts like most of the blokes around here I got news for ya pal
 
B

BlueBalls

Dead
Stacked1 said:
speak for yourself pal, Im a young healthy stud my dick gets and stays hard as a rock.

Im educated, good blood lines, eat well, workout+cardio everyday of the week, good looking, the list goes on. Got the total package bro im not one of these 29 year old fat socially retarded perverts like most of the blokes around here I got news for ya pal
Click to expand...

Chill dawg. Chill......

I'm just wondering what the cause of that abdominal swelling might be. But bro, if I were you, I wouldn't worry about it. ;)
 
Ace Bandage

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
^^ Did they mess up your haircut, or did you want it to look like that?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top