Horatio can be a real dick.

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
You tell 'im Picard!
 

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It is a well known fact that Captain Jean-Luc Picard was born with the rare genetic disorder Hypohidrotic ectodermal dysplasia which stunts the development of sweat glands, hair, nails and teeth. Resulting in Captain Picard being completely hairless from head to toe.

You would know this if you had bothered to read the best known and most complete work on the life and times of the great Captain Jean-Luc Picard: A Head of the Pack written by William Shatner with a special introductory message by Brent Spiner. It's on Amazon if you wish to educate yourself on such things and not live your life in complete ignorance as you've already shown yourself to do.

Pfft! Dumbass. [Nerd RAGE]
 
*Correction*

It is a well known fact that Captain Jean-Luc Picard was born with the rare genetic disorder Hypohidrotic ectodermal dysplasia which stunts the development of sweat glands, hair, nails and teeth. Resulting in Captain Picard being completely hairless from head to toe.

You would know this if you had read the Captain Jean-Luc Picard biography A Head of the Pack written by William Shatner with a special introductory message by Brent Spiner.

Pfft! Dumbass. [Nerd RAGE]

:tongue: Not much of a treky myself :D
 

Shifty

O.G.
Sorry to blow a hole in your story, but it's a well known fact that Jean-Luc Picard is a character played by an 'actor' by the name of Patrick Stewart. Mr. Stewart lost his hair to premature baldness at the age of 19.

Bitch. :)
 
Sorry to blow a hole in your story, but it's a well known fact that Jean-Luc Picard is a character played by an 'actor' by the name of Patrick Stewart. Mr. Stewart lost his hair to premature baldness at the age of 19.

Bitch. :)

I'm sure it's nice living in that fantasy land. Sort of like believing in God I suspect. But seriously, grow up and start believing what's right in front of your stupid ass.
 

Shifty

O.G.
I'm sure it's nice living in that fantasy land. Sort of like believing in God I suspect. But seriously, grow up and start believing what's right in front of your stupid ass.

Here are some facts about Hypohidrotic ectodermal dysplasia.

Affected individuals tend to have sparse scalp and body hair (hypotrichosis). The hair is often light-coloured, brittle, and slow-growing. This condition is also characterized by absent teeth (hypodontia) or teeth that are malformed. The teeth that are present are frequently small and pointed.

Hypohidrotic ectodermal dysplasia is associated with distinctive facial features including a prominent forehead, thick lips, and a flattened bridge of the nose. Additional features of this condition include thin, wrinkled, and dark-colored skin around the eyes; chronic skin problems such as eczema; and a bad-smelling discharge from the nose (ozena).


Patrick Stewart lacks no body hair. His teeth are well-formed and pearly white. His lips are thin, his nose prominent. The skin around his eyes absolutely glows, he has no eczema at all, and his snot smells fucking fantastic.

You call it fantasy. I call it science.
 
Here are some facts about Hypohidrotic ectodermal dysplasia.

Affected individuals tend to have sparse scalp and body hair (hypotrichosis). The hair is often light-coloured, brittle, and slow-growing. This condition is also characterized by absent teeth (hypodontia) or teeth that are malformed. The teeth that are present are frequently small and pointed.

Hypohidrotic ectodermal dysplasia is associated with distinctive facial features including a prominent forehead, thick lips, and a flattened bridge of the nose. Additional features of this condition include thin, wrinkled, and dark-colored skin around the eyes; chronic skin problems such as eczema; and a bad-smelling discharge from the nose (ozena).


Patrick Stewart lacks no body hair. His teeth are well-formed and pearly white. His lips are thin, his nose prominent. The skin around his eyes absolutely glows, he has no eczema at all, and his snot smells fucking fantastic.

You call it fantasy. I call it science.

Picard disagrees! :mad:

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It's amazing what modern CGI and make up effects can do for an actor isn't it?
 
Very clever. However everyone knows that's Sinéad O'Connor.

They're all the same person.

Shhh! You didn't hear this from me.

They control the media, it's a huge conspiracy leading all the way up to the highest divisions in government.

They're everywhere.


:eek:
 

Shifty

O.G.
They're all the same person.

Shhh! You didn't hear this from me.

They control the media, it's a huge conspiracy leading all the way up to the highest divisions in government.

They're everywhere.


:eek:

Now that makes sense. You've won me over. :thumbsup:
 
It is a well known fact that Captain Jean-Luc Picard was born with the rare genetic disorder Hypohidrotic ectodermal dysplasia which stunts the development of sweat glands, hair, nails and teeth. Resulting in Captain Picard being completely hairless from head to toe.

Picard had hair when he was young. Haven't you seen the episode Rascals?!?!?

And he has a hairy chest, as seen in Tapestry.

So there.

:cool:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Picard disagrees! :mad:

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It's amazing what modern CGI and make up effects can do for an actor isn't it?

Michael Berryman from the Hills Have Eyes, nice guy, ugly as sin, but nice guy.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Picard had fucking hair in the series! For the love of Christ people, at least watch The Next Generation!

:horse:
 
Picard had fucking hair in the series! For the love of Christ people, at least watch The Next Generation!

:horse:

NO! Fuck you! Gross generalisations and arguing from ignorance is far more fun. Just look at the responses in this thread as a testament to that, jackass!






Son, you just got learned!
 
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